Hello blog readers! Allison F and Eric P here to talk to you about something thatβs been weighing on us.
So, you say you hate musicals …
Do you really?
Is it the cheesy storylines? Or maybe itβs the way they keep making their characters sing and dance when people donβt really do that. Perhaps they give you a strange, uncomfortable feeling β as if you are embarrassed for the incredibly talented people singing and dancing their hearts out. They look like theyβre having the time of their life, but deep down they feel awkward and self-conscious, right? Right?
We get it, musicals are kinda weird. But the thing is, we donβt actually believe you when you say you hate them.
We think maybe you just havenβt discovered the musical thatβs right for you.
We think maybe you saw “Fiddler on the Roof” once when you were seven and swore youβd never watch one again. (At an impressionable age, Eric sat through a high school production of “Oklahoma!” in which the title song threatened never to end. It may still be going to this day.)
We think we can convince you otherwise.
So we dare you to keep reading. Let us try and prove to you that musicals are a magical force of fun and excitement just waiting to change your life. Or at least change your mind.
Eric says
If you likeβ¦
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![Seekers and finders [music CD] / Gogol Bordello](http://assets.toledolibrary.org/uploads/blog-images/seekers-and-finders-gogol-bordello.jpg#asset:17972:url "Seekers and finders [music CD] / Gogol Bordello") |
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Youβll probably enjoyβ¦
![Natasha, Pierre and the great comet of 1812 [music CD] : original Broadway cast recording / Dave Malloy](http://assets.toledolibrary.org/uploads/blog-images/Natasha-Pierre-and-The-Great-Comet-of-1812.jpg#asset:18024:url "Natasha, Pierre and the great comet of 1812 [music CD] : original Broadway cast recording / Dave Malloy") “Natasha, Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812“The musical where actors play their own guitars and accordions while navigating love and dysfunction during the Napoleonic wars. |
Allison says
If you likeβ¦
![Outlander. Season 1, volume 1 [DVD] / executive producer, Ronald D. Moore](http://assets.toledolibrary.org/uploads/blog-images/Outlander-Season-One-Volume-One.jpg#asset:2593:url "Outlander. Season 1, volume 1 [DVD] / executive producer, Ronald D. Moore") |
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Youβll probably enjoyβ¦
 “The Phantom of the Opera“In which the female lead never once questions the disembodied voice that is teaching her to sing and willingly allows herself to be kidnapped and taken into the bowels of Parisβs underground before panicking and realizing something might not be quite right with the dude in the mask. |
Eric says
If you likeβ¦
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![The rise and fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars [music CD] / David Bowie](http://assets.toledolibrary.org/uploads/blog-images/the-rise-and-fall-of-ziggy-stardust.jpg#asset:17992:url "The rise and fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars [music CD] / David Bowie") |
Youβll probably enjoyβ¦
![Hedwig and the angry inch [music CD] : original Broadway cast recording / Music and lyrics by Stephen Trask ; book by John Cameron Mitchell ; directed by Michael Mayer](http://assets.toledolibrary.org/uploads/blog-images/hedwig-and-the-angry-inch.jpg#asset:18027:url "Hedwig and the angry inch [music CD] : original Broadway cast recording / Music and lyrics by Stephen Trask ; book by John Cameron Mitchell ; directed by Michael Mayer") “Hedwig and the Angry Inch“The glammy rock opera about love, identity, and sex reassignment surgery in the shadow of the cold war. |
Allison says
If you likeβ¦
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Youβll probably enjoyβ¦
 “Hairspray“The upbeat and colorful tale of some plucky teens who just want to dance and arenβt gonna let a little thing like institutionalized racism get in their way. |
Eric says
If you likeβ¦
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![Wall of sound [music CD] : the very best of Phil Spector, 1961-1966](http://assets.toledolibrary.org/uploads/blog-images/wall-of-sound-the-very-best-of-phil-spector.jpg#asset:18005:url "Wall of sound [music CD] : the very best of Phil Spector, 1961-1966") |
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Youβll probably enjoyβ¦
 “Little Shop of Horrors“In which carnivorous plants and malicious dentists sing catchy Brill Building pop numbers as the bodies pile up. |
Allison says
If you likeβ¦
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Youβll probably enjoyβ¦
 “Newsies“The story of scrappy turn of the century newspaper sales boys who team up with Teddy Roosevelt to take down the newspaper industry. Also, Christian Bale in a cowboy hat. |
Eric says
If you likeβ¦
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![Symphonie fantastique [music CD] / Hector Berlioz](http://assets.toledolibrary.org/uploads/blog-images/berlioz-symphonie-fantastique.jpg#asset:18011:url "Symphonie fantastique [music CD] / Hector Berlioz") |
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![The Donner Party [DVD] / written and directed by Ric Burns ; produced by Lisa Ades and Ric Burns](http://assets.toledolibrary.org/uploads/blog-images/american-experience-the-donner-party.jpg#asset:18013:url "The Donner Party [DVD] / written and directed by Ric Burns ; produced by Lisa Ades and Ric Burns") |
You’ll probably enjoy….
 “Sweeney Todd“The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, a darkly Victorian tale of entrepreneurial cannibalism. |
Allison says
If you likeβ¦
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Youβll probably enjoyβ¦
 “Wicked“The tale of the βWickedβ Witch of the West who it turns out had a greater handle on things than anyone else and also really knew how to rock the all-black look. Music CD | eMusic |
Eric says
If you likeβ¦
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Youβll probably enjoyβ¦
 “The Bandβs Visit“The intimate and heartbreaking show about cosmopolitan Egyptian musicians unexpectedly stranded in a small Israeli desert town. Music CD | eMusic |
Allison says
If you likeβ¦
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Youβll probably enjoyβ¦
 “Les Miserables“In which everyone is truly miserable except for two young lovebirds whose self-absorption is so intense they are able to all but ignore the French Revolution. Plus, ghosts. |
β¦Did it work? Is your previous antipathy toward musicals dwindling like the box office returns of βSpider-Man: Turn Off the Dark?β Do you feel a newfound generosity toward the art form swelling in you like the crescendo of an 11 oβclock number?
Or perhaps your indifference remains unchanged. Maybe you still feel as antagonistic toward the stage musical experience as Leslie Odom Jrβs Aaron Burr felt toward Lin-Manuel Mirandaβs Alexander Hamilton.”
But thatβs okay. It just means we havenβt found the right one for you yet. Weβll be back with another blog post with more suggestions, and weβll keep coming back until youβve got jazz hands.
I mean, that high school performance of “Oklahoma!” is still going on somewhere, so anythingβs possible.
Five-six-seven-eight!
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